Listen up, you edgy, thrill-chasing horn-dogs—wanna ride the raw wave and become a RawFluencer for RawDog Pumps?
We’re hunting for influencers to fuel our brand, pumping $RawDog and our dick-joke empire to a billion-dollar boner, and we’ve got a stiff deal for you: get paid in $RawDog and snag free apparel for collab posts.
But hear this—RawDog’s not for every soft prick; it’s the hardest, edgiest counter-culture brand out there, and as a RawFluencer, you’ll join big-time influencers, expanding your valuable contacts and gaining cross-followers.
Here’s how to stroke your way to fame with Willy’s wang.
Why We Need RawFluencers: Fueling the Billion-Dollar Boner
RawDog’s not just a brand; it’s a counter-culture boner-fest, and we need influencers like you to pump it harder than a porn star’s comeback to a billion bucks.
RawFluencers are our hype squad, flashing our “Willy’s Wieners” tees, DickSig SnapBacks, and $RawDog token to your followers—driving demand, sales, and laughs worldwide.
You live RawDog’s thrill—“When you know you probably shouldn’t, but you just can’t help it”—and we’re dying to collab with the rawest voices in crypto, adult content, comedy, skateboarding, extreme sports, and more.
Join us, and you’re part of a billion-dollar empire in the making.
The Stiff Deal: $RawDog Pay + Free Gear + Big-Time Vibes
Becoming a RawFluencer isn’t some floppy gig—it’s a diamond-sacked opportunity.
We pay you in $RawDog, our Solana-based promotion token, collected from the 1% transfer fee, so you’re hodling and pumping value while you post.
Plus, we’ll flood you with free RawDog apparel—tees, hoodies, decks, even condoms and cannabis gear coming down the pipeline. But here’s the real boner: you’ll join a squad of big-time influencers already pumping RawDog, expanding your valuable contacts and gaining cross-followers across platforms.
All we ask?
Collab posts on X, TikTok, or Instagram, flexing our gear, hyping $RawDog, and riding our raw wave. It’s a win-win: you get paid, we get pumped, and your network explodes.
Why RawDog’s Not for Everyone (But Perfect for You)
RawDog’s not some vanilla brand for normies—it’s the hardest one out there for edgy counter-culture kings.
If you’re a crypto nut FOMOing into $RawDog, an adult content creator dropping thirst traps in our gear, a comedian cracking dick jokes, a skater shredding our decks, or an extreme sports freak risking it all, RawDog’s your vibe.
We’re loud, raw, and unfiltered—perfect for rebels who thrive on risk, humor, and thrills, not safety or suits.
As a RawFluencer, you’ll help build a billion-dollar brand while rubbing elbows with the biggest names in counter-culture, boosting your clout and followers.
Become a RawFluencer, You Edgy Pricks
Don’t just gawk—jump in balls-deep.
Fill out the form below to pump your way to influencer status and a billion-dollar brand.
We’re looking for the rawest, funniest, riskiest voices to join our RawFluencer ranks—get in now, because once your boner’s on our brand, there’s no going soft.
Let’s thrust together and make Willy’s empire the hardest in the game!
