Contract Address: 8E7vYfBEJzdmaBgiv3k6ERBu217ucDRrqDnusCdcvsnM
Listen up, you crypto-horny bastards—wanna grab some $RawDog and pump your sack on Solana?
It’s easier than slipping into a “Willy’s Wieners” tee, but you’ll need a Phantom wallet to stroke this stiff token.
Here’s the raw, quick guide for desktop and mobile—don’t go limp, let’s do this!
Step 1: Get Your Phantom Wallet
Phantom’s your diamond-sacked sidekick for $RawDog on Solana—here’s how to set it up:
Desktop (Browser):
- Head to phantom.app and click “Install Phantom” for Chrome, Firefox, or Edge.
- Follow the prompts, create a password (think “boner123” but smarter), and save your secret recovery phrase like it’s your dick pic backup—don’t lose it!
- Boom, you’ve got a wallet harder than a rod on launch day.
Mobile (iOS/Android):
- Download the Phantom app from the App Store or Google Play.
- Open it, tap “Create New Wallet,” set a password (make it stiff but secure), and guard that recovery phrase like your secret stash.
- You’re locked and loaded, ready to pump $RawDog.
Step 2: Fund Your Wallet
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Option 1: Buy SOL (Solana’s currency) directly through Phantom using a large selection of payment gateways—credit cards, debit, or crypto swaps. Tap “Buy” in your wallet, pick your method, and get that SOL stiff in minutes.
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Option 2: Buy SOL on an exchange like Coinbase or Binance, then send it to your Phantom wallet.
Step 3: Swap for $RawDog
- Use a Solana swap (like Jupiter or Raydium) to trade SOL for $RawDog—fast, cheap, and harder than a quickie.
- Or, swap directly for $RawDog right in the Phantom wallet on the swap screen—tap “Swap,” pick $RawDog, and watch your boner grow in seconds.
Step 4: Hodl and Pump
- Grab your $RawDog, lock it in PumpVault for 6.9% rewards and ride erection curve.
- Join the PumpersClub [insert Telegram link] and ride Willy’s raw wave!
Video Instructions
Don’t be a soft prick—snag $RawDog NOW, and flex that Solana swagger. Number go up, wallet go up—simple as a dick joke!
Contract Address: 8E7vYfBEJzdmaBgiv3k6ERBu217ucDRrqDnusCdcvsnM